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FRI

NOV

2008

Turkey Day Craptacular

Have you ever had a crap so large, undulating and amazing that you suffer postpartum depression when it was over? This morning was one such dump. I cried in the car on my way to work as I reminisced our time together. I’m still reeling from the loss. I named her Nessy. I had to, [...]

TUE

OCT

2008

The Great Humiliator

Today I just graduated from another course in interpersonal communications, no seriously. I have actually committed a great deal of time and other people’s money to the art of communicating effectively.
And I can tell you unequivocally that I am awesome at communicating. I am extremely effective at allowing you to understand my needs and reassuring [...]

FRI

OCT

2008

Race for the wha?

Yesterday was the last Presidential debate, but you wouldn’t know it if you watched the news. Those candidates playing off each other’s talking points all day last week, it was like they were debating in the same room from different scenic backdrops.
I received four different over-sized glossy mailers today. I was averaging one a day [...]

MON

SEP

2008

T.I.L.F. HUNTER

A local female teacher got popped several weeks ago for having sex with one of her male students, another this weekend. And like usual, they are pretty damned attractive…. I can’t believe I can say ‘like usual’ and not be kidding. Now don’t get me wrong, I imagine there are ugly teachers having sex with [...]

THU

SEP

2008

Looking for the sake of looking

I’ve started getting emails from concerned folks that NEEEEED to know how I’m doing. My mother even sent me a video email the other day to explain what a poor son I’ve been and how she is becoming an internerd to spite me. A video email?!?!? I know I’m talking about my mother here but [...]

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